I’m trying to go to sleep, brain, could you please stop thinking about dicks?

It took me a second.
And then I started choking.
steve
clint
THOR
#the avengers #steve looks like a breaching whale on crack #thor looks like a fly on a windshield #natasha is that weird friend you have who presses herself against your window in the middle of the night #to scare the shit out of you for no good reason except it’s funny #loki is a jack-in-the-box #tony is trying to be intelligent while he’s high #clint is that one guy who pops up randomly without telling you ever #and then he just stares at you without blinking for long periods of time just because #and bruce is just there because the others dragged him there #again #these are the world’s mightiest heroes on crack (tags from erectionsandtea)
OHMYGODTHETAGSI’MSOBBINGWHAT
Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
I love Thor more dearly than any of you.

you turn to look back at who you’re with
travelers behind you melt into mistthe weepies - strange place now